BLACK FRIDAY DEALS – Imi Peterson and Georgia Folkard-Smith
WANT TO GET INTO NATURE? YELLOW LEAF ONLY £12
IN DANGER? FIRE EXTINGUISHER ONLY £7
FEELING GODLY? CHAPEL ONLY £3.99
NEED A CUDDLE? DOG ONLY £22.50
FEELING RUBBISH? COLLINGWOOD BIN ONLY £99
ALWAYS LATE? BIG CLOCK ONLY £58.79
SEARCHING FOR THE WILL TO LIVE? LOST PROPERTY ONLY 89P
WANT ANOTHER BADGE FOR THE SAKE OF IT? EDITOR BADGE ONLY £67
HARD TIMES? GCSE STUDENT TEARS ONLY £8
NEED UNNECESSARY GUIDANCE? SIGN ONLY £1.20
A FRIENDLY REMINDER ABOUT COURSEWORK? A LEVEL STUDENT TEARS £1.99
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