Mullet-Head Revisited – Toby C
Hallo All. Merry Christmas. I come bearing gifts! Well, not really. I come bearing an update on our “mullet musketeers” from last year. These bad boys had some outrageous hairstyles. Some have realized their shocking choices and repented with a pair of clippers, others have continued to try and style out the shaggy mop they deem to be “edgy”. Before we begin you might want to check out the link below to see what I am on about!
So with that in order, lets begin!
- The previous ‘ Mad Mullet’
Firstly, I apologise for the random alignment of the photos, that is going to be a reoccurring theme in this article as I still have no idea how to format anything! Hopefully the shocking hair has distracted you from that fact though. To be honest, there hasn’t been much change over the year with this mullet, if anything the form has just slipped a bit. The sides aren’t short enough, and it gives off the aura of someone who just cant keep up with the pace of life, seeing as they can’t even tame their own mullet. Don’t get me wrong, the fact that it looks less like a mullet this year is a plus in my books, but I hate to break it to the poor boy who owns this mullet, it just isn’t quite as “edgy” as it was last year.
2. The Previous ‘Timmy Mullet‘
Ha! what happened? bad boy turned good? did the renegade decide to join a wine and caviar club? Oh how it all changes in a year (apart from the inability to grow facial hair). Calling it a mullet to start was a bit of a push, it just looked more like a spaniel that hasn’t been clipped for a while. However, this spaniel has been to the barbers! The question is, does a man have a haircut because he has changed, or does a man change because he has had a haircut?
3. The previous ‘grey mullet‘
Another drastic change. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the attempt to cut out the grey has been in vain. Alas! I admire the confidence this man has to embrace his declining years with such gusto. Most middle aged men would never give a mullet a go, and hey, the fact it didn’t quite work out for you is no reason to regret the experience. Your new sharp haircut this year shows you are a man who still knows how to look after himself, but if you really want a rejuvenation, I am sure Santa can pick you up some hair dye.
4. The previous ‘mullet’s mullet‘
I love the attitude of “keep trying!”. The top has become much longer and shaggier, and you could use this to your advantage, all that is needed is a buzz on the sides and we could be seeing an even more mega mullet that last year, the question is, are you willing to put the effort in? What some of you may not realize is that in the time between these two photos, this unfortunate head bore a full buzz cut! I am talking grade 2 all round. I have no idea how your hair grew back so quickly. Imagine the scenes if you didn’t shave your hair? We could have been looking at the next big foot! Well, to be honest it would have been a very short big foot, but maybe if you focus more on growing your height than your hair next year, who knows what people might mistake you for?
And so the update draws to an end. That is it from me. Who knows, you might be lucky enough to hear from me again if our four friends decide to take another trip to the barbers. But until that point, goodbye!
TC
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