Staff Rant #4 – Mr Graham (03/03/2017)
- Hair – what’s the point in having hair, it just takes so long to wash and style? Far better to have a nice, easy practical style – AKA baldness.
- Dogs – I really hate dogs, they smell, and leave hair everywhere, they yelp and bite. GET A CAT
- Piercings – why do people want to put pieces of metal into their ears, noses, eyebrows and other places?
- Tattoos – don’t even get me started on tattoos.
- Rugby Union – Rugby union would be a much better game if you got rid of the flankers, line-outs and made the scrums more about getting the back into play. This would allow a much faster running style of rugby. People did do this in 1895 and create the game of Rugby League.
- Speeding – why do people think it is appropriate to speed down county lanes at 90 miles per hour?
- Ed Sheeran – why do people think it is appropriate to speed down county lanes at 90 miles per hour?
- People who say teaching is easy and we have long holidays – come on then, become a teacher.
- Pineapple on Pizza – this is wrong on every level, pineapple is for dessert not main.
- Selfies – why do people think these are a good idea? I just want to snap your selfie stick!
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