Staff Rant #4 – Mr Graham (03/03/2017)

Staff Rant #4 – Mr Graham (03/03/2017)

  1. Hair – what’s the point in having hair, it just takes so long to wash and style?  Far better to have a nice, easy practical style – AKA baldness.
  2. Dogs – I really hate dogs, they smell, and leave hair everywhere, they yelp and bite.  GET A CAT
  3. Piercings – why do people want to put pieces of metal into their ears, noses, eyebrows and other places?
  4. Tattoos – don’t even get me started on tattoos.
  5. Rugby Union – Rugby union would be a much better game if you got rid of the flankers, line-outs and made the scrums more about getting the back into play. This would allow a much faster running style of rugby.  People did do this in 1895 and create the game of Rugby League.
  6. Speeding – why do people think it is appropriate to speed down county lanes at 90 miles per hour?
  7. Ed Sheeran – why do people think it is appropriate to speed down county lanes at 90 miles per hour?
  8. People who say teaching is easy and we have long holidays – come on then, become a teacher.
  9. Pineapple on Pizza – this is wrong on every level, pineapple is for dessert not main.
  10. Selfies – why do people think these are a good idea?  I just want to snap your selfie stick!

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MRC

Spot on, Mr Graham. Except, we both wish we had hair. . .