Staff Rant #1 – Mrs Routledge

Staff Rant #1 – Mrs Routledge

In the first of a new series, we invited Mrs Routledge to compose a ‘Staff Rant’: a list of ten things which particularly annoy her. Interestingly, it appears she isn’t a fan of the internet’s most famous language tool!

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  1. Poor grammar on social media (your so right, but its there problem…)
  2. Incorrect use of loose vs. lose and should of instead of should have
  3. Pupils starting emails with “Dear Mrs,” without adding “Routledge”. “Miss” is fine, but just “Mrs” is annoying.
  4. Pupils calling me “Mr Routledge” on emails
  5. Phones auto-correcting my name to Janice…
  6. Bullying and nastiness – in any form
  7. Rudeness
  8. Lying – especially about prep!

“Did you use Google Translate?”

“No miss”

“Are you sure, because you spelt “X” wrong in English so it moved it over…?”

*Pupil is silent and looks guilty* “I might have used it for one or two words…”

  1. Online translators/Google Translate

10. The amount of time I spend telling pupils NOT TO USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE!

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