Staff Through the Keyhole RETURNS! – Editor

Staff Through the Keyhole RETURNS! – Editor

For those new to the school, Staff Through the Keyhole is exactly what it sounds like: a chance to gawp at the majestic homewares of your teachers. As well as showing off their IKEA bargains, they will include a few clues to help you guess whose house it is…

Some teachers will do anything for a stick of Blackpool rock.

Someone who likes to feel balanced?

Er, you appear to have a rabbit stuck in your wall.

Do you get the clues, or have you all be led up the garden path?

Who would live a house like this? As Lloyd Grossman once said, ‘David, it’s over to you’ (answer revealed next week).