Staff Rant #5 – Mr Watson-Davis
- The tunnel vision of parents with kids out shopping. No it is not ok if you almost knock me over with your trolley, nor do I find your child endearing. Ditto in restaurants. I’m here to eat, not watch your child run riot while you enjoy a pleasing glass of red.
- Football match pre and post match interviews, where you can watch the solitary brain cell of both interviewer and interviewee struggle to fire.
- Anti-Brexit Liberals – you lost, get over it.
- Anything from the 1980s – the decade that fashion and music lost. Shoulder pads and eye-liner? Really? Duran Duran and the New Romantics? Get me my rifle.
- Teachers moaning about marking-do plumbers moan about pipes? Policemen about arresting people? Lawyers about having to make a case? Milkmen delivering milk? Just do your job.
- Anyone driving a 4 x 4 who does not live either in the middle of Dartmoor or on a farm.
- Any night club or radio DJ with a fake name. Usually middle class Tristrams with adopted names like 4fuseUKstoner
- Middle class kids trying to sound like they were born in the Bronx. Here’s a tip – go live there, see how long you last.
- The NRA in America – the right to bear arms means you can own a single shot black powder musket you halfwits, not an assault rifle.
- [NOT COMPLETED] – Clearly Mr W-D is very peeved by some things, then basically quite calm.
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