Overheard at RHS – Izzy S
With the popularity of certain Instagram pages like ‘Overheard at private school’, I thought it would be funny to share the accumulation of things my peers and I have heard around the school. Keep reading: it could’ve been you!
‘Ughhh ,my trust fund only has £400 in it!’ – newly turned 18 year old
‘There’s a group of three boys in Nelson who keep a purple hippo locked in the clocktower and feed it after mess and sometimes you can hear it; he’s called Richard btw’ – interesting…
‘Mr Hodson was seen picking mushrooms at lunch’ – various
‘My apple pencil keeps on getting stolen at the pigeonholes’ – Yeah, I heard estates dismantled the pigeon holes – only to find it wasn’t there..
‘Yeah, I heard the play was like 20k…’ – Who knows? It certainly was very good!
‘I got caught driving to the golf course and, even worse, I was going over 10 mph.’ – would hate to interrupt Tiger Woods in the making’s golfing schedule!
‘RHS memes is so dead now; whoever is the new admin has seriously caused its downfall’
No new content in 2 years- do better! There claim to fame is an original Mr Dixon quote, but c’mon guys this has been seriously lacking for years. Will it ever reach its golden age of 2019 again: who knows?!
‘Yeh my insurance uni is Oxford Brookes’
‘It’s a shame the Eton vs RHS basketball match wasn’t a home game, I could’ve got the snapchat of an Eton boy and perhaps could’ve become a Lord’
‘I’ve seen ** ****** with his phone out a few times around school- didn’t Mrs C say the rules apply to teachers too?’ What even is the invisible phone policy.
‘The continuous pulling of the mess hall door, it’s a PUSH!’ – honestly it’s embarassing at this point.
‘Yeah, I saw a year 7 steal the whole tray of chocolate milkshakes at breakfast’ – cheekyyyy, would hate to be on a last mess on milkshake day!
‘Do you prefer waitrose or M&S?’ – M&S is the obvious answer here! Ready meal selection is top tier. Also, where else can you buy candyfloss flavoured grapes?
‘ I’m going to attempt a Jack Whitehall on the Amsterdam trip’
‘Do the Year 7 and 8’s seriously think they can get past us at the chapel wall!’ – Prefect
For real, do you think we don’t see you trying to sneak around the sides…
‘I heard Ben W’s favourite icecream is pear and vanilla!’ – I can confirm, I was there. This may just be the poshest flavour ever, but Ben’s verdict – it was very dry.
‘That teacher is not going at 10mph’ – I think we all know the one…
‘I managed to get an autograph from Seamus’ – He really is the talk of the town (school in this case)
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