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Musings from a peninsula

RHS fashion staples – Izzy S

With the abolition of mixed rig in and the sun coming out more people are wearing civvies in general. So what are the clothing trends here at RHS? Here are a few of the basics. Tom trunks/Hobokos These types of trousers have become increasingly more popular this term, everywhere I look in the DH a…
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Speech Day; here we go again! – Toby C

I remember my first speech day so clearly. The build up of that last week was filled with so much anticipation, just like it is now. I remember watching Nelson slow march off the parade square, the rest of the school cheering and clapping while they all tried to hold the tears back. It is…
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What I Think The Royals Have For Breakfast – Tilly Jordan

The Prince of Wales, Charles: This royal for sure loves a cup of Earl Grey and a slice of homemade bread to dunk into his boiled eggs, which must be served at the right runniness. Not only does he have eggs, but Charles also prefers to get up at dawn to pick the juiciest and…
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The Best Books of the month- Tatiana H

Wolf By Wolf-Ryan Graudin  A must-read action-packed book set in a fictional world, where the Nazis have won the war. Graudin has taken the “what if” of Hitler winning the war and paired it with the “what if” of one of the Nazi’s attempts to play with genetics working. Many know about the atrocities committed…
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My take on Creative Writing – Max Arnold

As some of you might remember, a few months ago an article was written about me. I am now writing my article to follow up on one of the points mentioned: my taste for creative writing. As of this moment I have reached almost 100,000 words in my story, of an estimated 300,000, a number…
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Call that a mullet? – Editor

Recently, I asked my hairdresser if he took a lot of mullet requests from the youth of Ipswich. ‘Yes,’ he replied, ‘a fair amount.’ I then enquired as to his view of this impactful hairdo; his comment was unequivocal… ‘I think they look shocking, to be honest.’ Last week’s analysis of RHS’ finest neck-warmers will,…
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Sports Report from someone who has no interest in Sport – Eve H

I hate sport. It sucks and I don’t get it. All the running up and down and shouting. Frankly, it’s exhausting to watch, but in the last few weeks there have been many important sports events of note so I thought myself the perfect candidate to give a report from the point of view and…
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Week 1 down, 4 more to go – Mirren R

CORE GCSES 2022 I’m sure all the year 11s can join me by saying this sucks. We could be at Thorpe park like our previous yr 12s, we could be, for the majority, enjoying last month here navigating success, but no. We’re navigating the grade boundaries; and it’s not looking good.  Starting off we have…
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RHS Atrocities; Feeble Forearms – Toby C

This one is just outright ludicrous. In what world does it make sense for a pupil to carry all their books and folders and iPads and pencil cases under one arm? It doesn’t make sense! I joined in year 9 and I remember the glares I would get because I held my books firmly between…
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Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover – Will S

Elon Musk, the world’s richest man, recently decided to spend some of his $268 billion on purchasing Twitter, one of the world’s largest social media companies. Twitter is a place where hate can be bred, people are cancelled and angry people shout into their online echo chambers. Despite this, Twitter is also a major supplier…
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